That has to be you, Yukana-chan.
Dai-chan!
I haven't seen you in forever.
Have you been good?
It's been a long time.
I'm good.
You've gotten pretty hot since the last time I saw you.
Really?
I'm more surprised with how much you've changed.
You dyed your hair?
I was pretty lame in middle school.
I think I'm a cool enough guy to be with you now.
What are you saying, Dai-chan?
That line was totally not you.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna grab a bite with people from middle school tomorrow.
You wanna come, too?
What? I'm totally in.
I totally wanna have fun with everyone again.
I'll let them know, then.
Thanks.
Wh-What's this Chad doing?
You can tell he's popular as shit.
And they're both really getting along...
I don't want to be here anymore.
That's right...
I'll act like a rock on the ground and disappear into the background.
I think everyone's going to be thrilled.
I haven't seen a lot of them since we graduated.
I'm really excited.
You've gotten a lot cuter, too, Yukana.
I think everyone's gonna be surprised.
Especially the guys.
Oh, right.
Is that one of your friends over there?
This is my boyfriend, Junichi.
Oh, I haven't introduced you.
This is Dai-chan from my middle school.
We were in the same class.
N-Nice to meet you.
M-My name's Hashiba Junichi.
Mitarai Dai here.
Nice to meet you, Hashiba-kun.
You've finally gotten yourself a boyfriend, huh?
Yukana-chan, when she was in middle school—
Wh-When she was in middle school?
Don't talk about the past!
It's embarrassing.
Let's go, Junichi.
See you tomorrow, Dai-chan!
Sure.
The trip was really fun.
Episode 9: My First Fight
I want to go again next year.
I wonder what went on between Yame-san and Mitarai-kun.
They're really friendly with each other.
Wait! Maybe...
We're travelers.
We walk this destinationless path called romance.
What's at the end of this path?
A union of love.
Now, I want you to open your wet, dripping self up to me,
my kitten.
Union! Union! Union! Union! Union! Union!
What's wrong, Junichi?
It's nothing...
Sometimes, you just want to hurt yourself.
Sometimes, I don't understand you at all.
There.
She's willing to give me such a simple smile.
I'm sure there's nothing between her and that Chad.
But no, she might have just introduced me to him to throw me off guard.
What are you thinking about?
W-Well, that Mitarai-kun was pretty attractive.
Huh? Dai-chan?
He's a lot more fashionable than I am.
And he's a lot taller.
And he's got a nice face.
It's like some hot guy from some girls' manga.
Wait? Were you jealous?
I can't beat him in any way.
When I saw you two talking, I thought you two were meant for each other.
Huh? What are you talking about?
I don't get it.
You two got along really well, too.
I was thinking that you might have been embarrassed to introduce me to him.
You really think that?
W-Well...
Whatever. I'm in a bad mood, so I'm going home.
I went on a trip with friends, and it was super fun.
We all went to a hot spring, and they all had such big boobs.
So that, like, totally sucked!
Waah, waah!
The trip, huh?
It was fun.
The trip was awesome.
I know.
We got to see the girls in swimsuits.
I have no complaints.
There were so many cute girls.
I couldn't even get out of the hot spring.
Who knew we'd ever go on a trip with girls as cute as them.
This is all thanks to you, Junichi!
Yeah...
What's wrong?
You don't sound very happy even though we just went on that fun trip.
I sound just fine.
We're good friends.
I'm not happy if you're not happy.
I'll help out. Let me know what's wrong.
You guys...
Thanks.
Actually...
S-Seriously?
That dude's bad news.
Yeah, this isn't good, is it?
If you're that worried,
you can just break up with Yame-san and become an observer like us.
Junichi...
That's nothing more than NTR.
Sorry. What's NTR?
NTR. The Japanese term for cuck.
C-Cuck?
That's when your lover or wife is taken sexually by another man.
In complete terms, "cuckolding."
C-Cuckolding?!
It's something you even see in old soap operas.
The fact that it's been done for so long means that people like it.
What's so fun about being cucked?
It's just sad.
Wrong.
You basically just said you like getting cucked. Wrong.
What do you mean, "wrong?"
You just said, "It's just sad."
That's exactly the spice that makes cucking so fun.
I don't get this at all.
You idiot!
When a woman says, "I don't like it, but it feels so good,"
it means she doesn't want to like it, but she does!
Why do you keep poking me?
So you still don't get it.
You haven't given a reason yet.
There's only one thing I can warn you about.
That Mitarai-whatever dude has a magical dong on him!
I thought a second, but I still don't get it.
A magical... what?
A magical dong is a dong that wins over any girl the second it enters her—
Oh, I get it.
I shouldn't have asked you for help.
Good morning.
Morning.
Junichi, you need to figure out how your girlfriend feels.
If you don't, what I said will become reality.
I don't know what to do, though.
So that's what happened.
What? Really?
Um, Yame—
Yeah, really.
That's terrible.
I can't talk to her.
I couldn't talk to Yame-san once today.
When class ends, that'll be my last chance.
Um...
Yamo-su—
What am I doing? I tripped up her name.
What?
Um... Could we... go home together?
I'm going to go hang out with my friends from middle school today, so no.
I-I see...
Um, about yesterday...
Sorry, Junichi.
I have to hurry.
Uh—
Yamo-su...
All the women out there have snatches like faucets with broken handles.
Hey! Check out the chick right there.
All I want is a dope pussy to fuck.
Looks like this is worse than I thought.
Now, Junichi.
You sing, too.
Forget all of your troubles.
Oh, it's you, Yame-san.
Why are you in this box?
Idiot!
Where am I?
You've come back to us.
Get a hold of yourself.
There's something you have to do tomorrow.
Is there something going on tomorrow?
Something?
You're going to forget about your pride,
and grovel to your girlfriend!
Huh? Why grovel?
This is when, even if you're not in the wrong,
you apologize, as a man, and everything will be all right—
that's how it goes.
I-I'm not so sure.
I don't really understand how Yame-san feels,
so I can't really apologize.
It's fine.
B-But...
It's fine.
Still...
It's fine!
Um...
It's fine!
It's fine, then.
Attack! Charge!
If the guy folds, almost any girl will lay down her arms.
Probably.
What do you mean, "probably"?
But yeah, you're right.
It's true that she's mad.
I guess I should apologize.
See?
This next one's our song.
Yeah.
That's all it took to save me.
That was fun.
Yeah.
It's fun to go to karaoke with the guys.
Thank you.
You've cheered me up.
Now you're in the mood to go grovel tomorrow.
Yeah! Tomorrow, I'm going to grovel lower than anyone's groveled before!
That's the spirit!
You can do it!
S-Seriously?
That settles it.
This is why I hate old hags.
H-Hey, Junichi...
Hashiba Junichi will come back better in the next life.
Junichi Hashiba, coming soon.
Idiot!
Was Yame-san was just messing with me after all?
Well, I guess I always had that possibility on my mind.
And now that's just become reality.
I'm just going to go back to my old life.
Huh?
I guess I really do like Yame-san...
Hey!
Morning, Junichi.
Y-Yame-san.
You look gloomy.
I guess you've thought about what you've done.
Thought about it? I don't even know why you got mad.
Besides, you were cheating yesterday.
Why are you so cheerful?
Well, I thought I might have been too cold to you yesterday.
I guess if you've thought it over,
then it was worth trying to act that way.
Yesterday...
What about yesterday?
What did you do yesterday?
I told you.
I hung out with people from my middle school.
I saw you.
I saw you having fun talking to Mitarai-kun in a cafe yesterday.
What? If you were there, you should have said something.
Why were the two of you alone?
After the party finished,
he wanted to talk to me about something, so I listened.
She's lying.
I bet they've got their stories in line—
that's why she could answer so quickly.
Was it fun?
Huh?
I bet it was.
You were just fucking with a virgin like me.
You got me even more emotionally confused than you wanted.
That's why I want you to stop.
I want you to stop messing with me.
It hurts!
If I'm going to get like this whenever I think about you...
I'll stay a virgin all my life!
Why? Why did she look at me like that?
Hashiba-kun...
Do you have a moment?
Hashiba-kun, did something happen with Yame-san?
If you need a friendly ear, I'll listen.
I don't understand Yame-san.
You don't understand?
I don't know why she's going out with me.
Do you mean that you feel like Yame-san doesn't really like you at all?
She was just messing with me.
She'd never go out with me otherwise.
Hashiba-kun, are you serious right now?
Yame-san's a terrible person.
She's been pretending she likes me to hurt me.
But I mean, I guess I learned a lot from this experience.
Now I won't get tricked into marriage—
That's enough.
I was wrong about you.
You're only thinking about yourself.
Think about how Yame-san feels!
I feel bad for her!
You're such a selfish guy, and I...
You're not even worthy to be my servant!
I...
Onii, what's wrong?
You look so sad walking like that.
It's nothing.
Onii-chan, when you smile like that and say "it's nothing,"
it's obvious that it's something.
I can't hide anything from you, Nene.
How many years do you think I've been watching you?
No one else can beat me when it comes to that.
Well...
I thought I'd give you some advice, but I'm out.
You'd better stop moping around over something so simple.
Or else...
Or else, what?
You'll end up marrying me!
Why would I marry you?
Because then you won't be cool!
Nene, you're sure thinking ahead.
If I'm not cool in the future like I am now,
then I want you to be my bride.
Okay!
As Kashii-san says, I'm only thinking about myself,
and as Nene says, I'm not cool.
There was someone I liked until recently.
I'm depressed because of him.
Not just depressed, I think.
I'm mad, too.
He has a girlfriend,
and I tried not to fall for him because of that.
And so I wanted to tell him how I really feel
and tried to help him out,
and then he was just so selfish about everything.
It really pissed me off.
I'm good friends with his girlfriend,
so when I think about how she feels...
He's not good with words,
and he's a virgin,
and he's not cool in the least,
but he's nice to me...
Anyway, before I knew it, I was kind of drawn to him.
That's why I want him to go back to normal.
To be someone worthy to be my servant!
Let's figure out where we're going next Brazil A kindergarten You guys...
I want to talk to you guys after school tomorrow.
You want to talk about Onii?
Yeah...
Well...
Huh?
Yukana, sorry.
I'll listen to you later.
Ranko-san, where are you going?
Sorry. I remembered I have something to do.
I told him that I wouldn't forgive him if he made Yukana cry...
Tell us what's going on.
Hey, what type of person am I?
An idiot and a virgin.
A dummy and a virgin.
A pervert and a virgin.
All three
All three!
You've finally gone crazy.
We're dissing you this much, and you're laughing...
Well..
Hey! Virgin!
Yes?!
Huh? You or me?
What?
I told you that I wouldn't let you off if you made Yukana cry!
Ranko-san, you're nice.
She thought of you first.
Even when her friends asked her out,
she'd always choose you.
Yame-san...
And then you said all that selfish stuff...
I...
I'm dumb, stupid, and a pervert.
I'm a selfish guy.
Then...
That's why I'm going to face Yame-san
with the understanding that I'm a worthless virgin!
I don't want anyone else to have her!
Well, you've proven that you have a pair, at least.
I'll let you off without the punch.
I was ready to get punched, though.
This doesn't mean I'm ready to accept you two being together.
I told you.
This gal is pretty cute.
She's got one hot body.
Yame Yukana-chan, was it?
I'm pretty jealous.
I know, right?
Gal are so easy.
I said I wanted to talk to her about something, and she came with me.
Sure. We can go out.
I love taking girls who have boyfriends.
I had fun today.
I think I might want to go karaokeing with you again.
When I'm done with her, I'll give her to you guys, too.
She looks like a slut. I'm sure she'll be into it.
Hey, Junichi, what would your ideal date be?
Those guys...
Illustration: Yoshikawa Hiroyuki
The next ep is the last one!!
Hey, it's Ayumi!
It's Kokoro!
You two are different from in class.
The way we are in class...
The viewers wouldn't know that since we never appear!
What do you mean viewers?
Just what you'd expect from a heroine!
I guess we were just background characters!
I don't get it, but we'll always be friends.
Next Time: My First...
Y-Yukana!
The next episode's the last.
What?